I Ride on Rainbows

So my grandma and I are driving from Humble, Texas to Little Rock, Arkansas and we stopped at a Golden Corral  and one of the waiters looked like he belongs as a bouncer to a club.

I swear he had his sleeves rolled up just above his biceps and his head was shaven and he was HUGE! 

I couldn’t stop laughing cuz he was in an apron and it just seemed like the beginning of a bad porno.

tardis-in-purgatory:

i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”

casneedsmyrrh:

I do think it’d be pretty funny though if the tables turned and now every time Dean walks into a room he’s like “Hello, Cas” and Cas nearly jumps out of his shoes and is like “DON’T DO THAT!” and Dean just gets the biggest kick ever out of sneaking up on Cas.

thecastiel:

infinityonhighest:

SUPERNATURAL STARTED OUT AS TWO BOYS LOOKING FOR THEIR DAD AND NOW THIS

fucking winchesters they’ll pour a glass of water and accidentally start the second Great Flood

newbaconnings:

a-beard:

vanehwasreal:

i’m calling it

season nine of supernatural is gonna be sam, dean and a slightly helpful cas trying to teach a bunch of confused ex-angels how to fuckin behave this is gonna be like the kindergarten cop

“I have a headache.”
“Maybe it’s a demon.”
“IT’S NOT A DEMON!”

Maybe they’ll try and find a place for them all like in the lilo and stitch tv show

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know